Carousel Maker

How it works

From paste to roast in 3 steps

Step 1

Paste a post

Drop in any LinkedIn post — yours, a competitor’s, that one your CEO won’t stop sharing. Up to 8,000 characters.

Step 2

Get the score

AI rates the post on six cringe axes, calibrates an overall score, and writes a roast that quotes specific phrases from the post.

Step 3

Share the card

Download the 1080×1080 PNG — no watermark, no branding — and post it wherever you want laughs.

What we score

The six cringe axes

Humble Bragging

Disguised flexes. “So blessed and grateful that [achievement].”

Fake Vulnerability

Performative struggle stories that conveniently end in a win.

Unnecessary Line Breaks

Every. Sentence. On. Its. Own. Line. We see you.

Corporate Buzzword Density

Synergy. Leverage. Ecosystem. Journey. Unpacking.

Manufactured Profundity

Shower-thought wisdom dressed up as life-changing insight.

Engagement Bait

“Agree?” “Tag someone who needs to hear this.”

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this really free?
Yes. No signup, no email capture, no paywall. Paste a post, get your score, share the screenshot.
How is the score calculated?
An AI reads the post and rates it across six categories — humble bragging, fake vulnerability, line-break abuse, buzzword density, manufactured profundity, and engagement bait. The total is a calibrated overall judgment, not a sum of categories.
Will my post be stored or used to train anything?
No. We send the post to the AI to generate a score, and that’s it. We don’t log post content, and the result lives only in your browser.
The score feels harsh / too kind. Why?
AI judgment isn’t a science. The roast leans into specifics from your post, so try a different post if the verdict felt off — or take it as a sign to rewrite that opener.
Can I share the result?
That’s the whole point. The card is a 1080×1080 PNG with no watermark or branding. Download it, post it, tag yourself.
Does this work on mobile?
Yes. The page is mobile-first and the exported image is always 1080×1080 regardless of how the preview is sized in your browser.

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