Turn a boring sentence into peak LinkedIn broetry. Dramatic line breaks. Fake epiphanies. Stranger wisdom. Hashtag pile. Free, no signup.
No. It is a parody generator. The output is intentionally over-the-top broetry — the dramatic one-sentence-per-line format with fake stranger wisdom and inflated lessons. The export looks like a real LinkedIn screenshot because that is the joke.
Anyone who has spent ten minutes on LinkedIn will. Anyone who has not, possibly not. That is also the joke.
You can do whatever you want. We will not stop you. We may, however, judge you.
Because the bit only works if it looks indistinguishable from a real LinkedIn screenshot.
